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Gracias Dieguito!



Diego Armando Maradona’s charges are doing their exquisite best to keep South Africa 2010 from matching Italia ’90 as the dullest World Cup in terms of quality of play. Argentina’s performances so far have been better than Germany, Uruguay, Brazil, and better than those of their likely semifinal adversaries: Spain.

Gracias Dieguito for quenching our thirst in a desert of scientific catenaccio. Maradona’s side produces a organized, attacking, flowing game. Gonzalo Higuain is the tournament’s leading scorer, with Carlitos Tevez close behind (what a strike against Mexico!). And, of course, King Leo is always eager to please ‘beggars for good football’ like me (Galeano docet).

One regret: Germany’s 4-1 victory yesterday in Bloemfontein denied us the pleasure of seeing Maradona take on England in the quarterfinals.

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Ciao Italia



It’s taken three painful days to write something, anything resembling rational thought about Gli Azzurri. Last year I blogged about Italy’s impending demise under Lippi 2.0 — and eventually (inevitably?) Slovakia delivered the fatal blow at Ellis Park. Too many old, unmotivated players mixed with inexperienced, deer-in-the-headlights youngsters who folded at the first sign of pressure.

Since Thursday, my rage and disgust at Italy’s worst World Cup team of all time have subsided. The one sweet memory extracted from the Ellis Park debacle is captured in this video with Gigi Buffon graciously signing autographs for our kids before the Slovakia game. Grazie Gigi!

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Futebol tedioso



Brazil and Portugal delivered the letdown of the tournament at Mabhida Stadium in Durban. This was the ticket everyone wanted.

What we (62,000+) got instead was a dull, uninspired yet utterly practical 0-0 draw. Players dished off lazy passes sideways and backwards under the stern gaze of ultra-defensive coaches Dunga and Queiroz.  Instead of magical Robinho we got useless Julio Baptista.

With such tedious football on display, we, the fans, provided the entertainment and fun. When the final whistle blew, disgruntled fans booed the lackluster effort of both sides, while the players traded jerseys and knowing winks. In the round of 16 Brazil will take on Chile while Portugal will clash with Spain.

Now that we are in the knockout stages, the dictatorship of results might suffocate the joyful spirit that stubbornly breathes life into our beautiful game.

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Fake Italians

June 20, 2010

Nelspruit, Mpumalanga

Fake Italians in Nelspruit, South Africa

Father’s Day with family on the road to Italy-New Zealand. It doesn’t get any better than this! There are six of us in the van, including Ignazio and Marco just in from Rome. We are all rigorously decked out in Italy jerseys. With Igna at the wheel, we leave Joburg around 9am. The Sunday journey is smooth and we go by sleepy towns — ‘burgs’ ‘dorps’ and ‘fonteins’ — in the winter Low Veld.

Our first and only pit stop is at a service station with many Azzurri fans. Listening to them speak, I realize that very few are actually Italians. Most are South Africans of various backgrounds buying into the Italy brand — we dub them ‘Fake Italians’.

Back on the road we wind out way through the canyons of Mpumalanga. The scenic road is treacherous and we make a note of that for the postmatch return trip. 3.5 hours later we are outside Nelspruit, but miss the stadium exit due to poor signage. A burly yet friendly traffic cop on the freeway points the way back to it: ‘Make a safe u-turn,’ he tells us with a smile, ‘we don’t want you to die in South Africa.’

Ten minutes (and no signs) later we are at the Riverside Mall park-and-ride, but it’s full so we go to the Showgrounds instead. That country fair feeling again, shades of Polokwane. Our crew boards the bus, there are more ‘Fake Italians’! At 2:45 we arrive outside the Mbombela Stadium perched at the top of a hill with nothing around it. The landscaping is not finished so the ground has a construction site feel to it. It’s built on a land claim, entailed forced removals of two schools, and the corruption connected to the building of the stadium led to the murder of two whistleblowers.

But we are thinking of the match not blood and bribery. Will the Azzurri deliver against NZ? The answer becomes clear immediately after kick off. On the Kiwis first sniff of our goal they score. Oh my. Drunken New Zealanders just got more annoying, as they would spend the rest of the match hurling insults at the Azzurri. I reciprocate in kind when Iaquinta levels the score on a penalty midway through the first half. Italy seems bent on imitating lackluster France in this World Cup. It ends 1-1, which the All-White fans celebrate as if they had won the World Cup.

I gloomily exit the arena with kids in hand thinking of what might have been with Balotelli, Cassano . . . The Fake Italians don’t seem affected by this embarrassing draw. Brand loyalty is about consumption and vicarious association, not nausea and disgust at having driven 370km to endure unforgivably pathetic football against a team ranked 107 in the FIFA rankings.

We shuffle our way through the crowd at the shuttle buses and jump on board. Within a few minutes we are at the Showgrounds park-and-ride and our diesel engine is rumbling. It’s dark when we leave Nelspruit for Joburg. We drive cautiously, thinking about Netherlands-Italy in the round of 16 (we have Durban tickets) and the ‘High Accident Zones’ signs on the road. An Opel Corsa and several other cars with Gauteng license plates pass us. An all-encompassing foul odor fills the odor — it’s coming from a huge saw mill — ‘Who farted’? the children joke.

Then, two minutes later, a horrific scene. The Corsa that just passed us is a smoking carcass on the side of the road. A bakkie is overturned on the other side. A third car is crumpled. We order the kids not to look, but they do and are terribly shaken by the accident that happened maybe 2 minutes before. We drive even more carefully the rest of the way. On Monday, Radio 702 announces that four young South Africans died in the crash near Belfast, Mpumalanga. They were Italy supporters. Our condolences to their families. Today, there are no Fake Italians.

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United States Blues

Woke up in Limpopo early to make it back to Joburg in time for USA-Slovenia at 4pm at Ellis Park. David’s gone to the Greeks so Sergio and I take the people’s taxi to the park-and-ride facility at Wits University.

Everything is well organized and relaxed. Parking lot is nice and full at 2:15. 20-something shirtless Americans with USA painted on their chests are tailgating (!) to very loud Rage Against the Machine. The making of American fandom.

A long line (a queue in SA English) snakes down several hundred yards. People draped in USA flags, SA hats and scarves, and a veritable UN of football accoutrements. ‘Serbia scores!’ ‘Germany down to 10 men!’ News travels up and down the queue.

We board the double-decker bus, sit with Japanese fans in Japan jerseys. Bus glides through Braamfontein and into gritty Hillbrow before emptying us into the labyrinthine streets of post-industrial Doornfontein—the home of Ellis Park. 45 minutes to kick off. Hard to believe we were close to Zimbabwe just a few hours ago.

No sign of heightened security. SA Police working security after Stallion guards walked off the job in a wage dispute. No hassles despite the usual lines at the metal detectors and bag search area. Everyone seems in a good mood, particularly several drunken, flag-waving Americans chanting “U-S-A! U-S-A!” Sergio and I go through the turnstiles and ascend through the circular ramps (memories of WC ’94 at Giants Stadium) to the upper level of the main grandstand, the media and VIP section to our far left.

The steep gradient of Ellis Park means we are right on top of the action, at the corner flag of the end where every major action would later unfold. We chat with a jolly middle-age couple draped in Slovenian-American-South African paraphernalia in front of us and get acquainted with a Johannesburg family and a trio of Americans from LA (Orange County). It’s chilly, but not freezing.

Vuvuzelas make it impossible to hear anything but the chorus of the wailing goats. National anthems are drowned out except that the American fans are belting out, almost belching out, the “Star Spangled Banner.”

The game begins. The Americans are looking strangely out of sorts, while Slovenia’s 4-4-2 is working well, easily thwarting any US attacks and threatening Tim Howard on the other end. Torres and Findley look way out of their depth. Donovan and Dempsey are hiding on the left and right midfield flanks. Slovenia scores a nice goal from 25 yards out and a few minutes before halftime they do it again, beating the offside trap.

“Father Bob needs to sub Torres and Findley and light a fire under the lads,” I say to Sergio. He points to the empty ring of corporate seats, a familiar sight in every WC stadium; Sergio asks why those tickets weren’t given to South Africans to enjoy the tournament they paid dearly to host. Good question.

The second half brings the needed substitutions and immediately we see the results. Donovan breaks on the right (he had been on the left in the first half) and scores with a powerful blast in the roof of the net from a close but tight angle. USA back in it. But the game then enters another dull, guarded phase of shadow-boxing.

Then pressure builds in the last 10 minutes. Altidore finally makes his presence felt; nudges a header into the box, Michael Bradley believes, spurts unguarded from the top of the box and toe-pokes it into the net! 2-2!! 15,000 Americans in the 45,000 crowd explode with joy. Another couple of minutes and Edu scores off a Donovan free kick . . . a miracle! But no, the ref calls off our celebrations for a mysterious infraction not even the Slovenians appeal for. That’s how it ends: 2-2. ‘We wuz robbed.’

It’s night as we leave Ellis Park. We quickly make our way to the bus that takes us back to the Wits park-and-ride. Algeria’s 0-0 dinnertime draw with England ends an exhausting but thoroughly exhilarating two days of road-tripping through South Africa. Nelspruit is two days away.

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Opening day in KwaZulu-Natal



After two days of rain, a bright sun ushered in June 11, 2010: opening day of Africa’s World Cup. A neighbor was  vuvuzela-ing at 7am. The girls played soccer outside while we did some chores around the house. Ate an early lunch, donned our makarapas, team shirts, vuvuzelas, grabbed a flag and headed out.

Thabo met us on campus to take us to Imbali township where he lives. Driving in the Izichwe Youth Football microbus, and joined by four Norwegians from Viking Stavanger Football Club (established in 1899) — one of the Izichwe sponsors — we joined the steady flow of ‘Proudly South African’ vehicles, wailing goats (aka vuvuzelas), drivers on cellphones and distracted cops. “I’ve never seen Pietermaritzburg like this,” said Thabo; “It’s like Christmas has arrived early!”

15 minutes later we were in Imbali, the largest black township in the city. The place was buzzing with excitement. The public viewing area was set up at the football ground of the Indumiso campus of the Durban University of Technology. A single covered grandstand, mostly grass pitch, and a stage and big screen in front of one of the goals. My daughters and I took the ball out and our impromptu game immediately attracted several local boys.

A wonderful a cappella group in Bafana jerseys performed, followed by a group of older women dancers and local kwaito stars BIG NUZ. Then something strange. As Bafana and Mexico stood solemnly on the pitch at Soccer City the crowd of several thousand in Imbali drowned out the national anthem courtesy of the infernal vuvuzelas. Shame!

A few minutes into the game we left for the comfort of our host’s home in the township’s oldest neighborhood, where in the 1980s the police battled the United Democratic Front against apartheid. We had a blast watching with Thabo’s family and friends (see photo). Exploded with joy at Tshabalaaaaala’s perfect strike early in the second half. Neighbors dancing in the street! Is a South African miracle about to happen?

Sadly, no. Captain Mokoena’s tired legs kept Marquez on side and the experienced Barcelona center back coolly finished his chance. 1-1. One more palpitation: Mphela hit the post with a minute left. Sho! Despite the disappointment, the consensus was that the draw was fair. Bafana are undefeated! As we drive off later that evening, the shebeens (taverns) are doing a roaring business, but for street carnivals we’ll have to wait for Uruguay on Youth Day, June 16 — the 34th anniversary of the Soweto Uprising.

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Uruguay’s Opening Gambit



The wires are reporting Oscar “El Maestro” Tabarez has already named his Uruguay team for the opening match against France on Friday.  This is a classic opening gambit designed to take advantage of current French insecurities.

The French don’t know what they are doing in South Africa.  “El Maestro” has just signaled the Uruguayans do. “The system we have chosen can adapt to the different things we could face against France,” said “El Maestro”.

Mauricio Victorino who plays for Universidad de Chile and midfielder Egidio Arevalo Rios (pictured above) who enforces the midfield for Penarol in Montevideo, are solid squad players, but not stars.  So what is behind El Maestro’s opening gambit? What is he really saying by including Vicotorino and Rios?  What is he really up to?

The reflex among some Uruguayan commentators and bloggers is to express disbelief and sigh.  But El Maestro is thinking deep here, which is what he has to do if Uruguay are going to go deep into the tournament and win the World Cup.

Uruguay do not need stars to beat France is also the message here.